Megan and Warren
"Nearly Dead" is a scary thought in more ways than one for Warren. He's an embalmer and funeral director who is tired of his wife Megan's messiness. When she's not building mountains of used tissues in the bedroom, she's piling up dirty dishes in the kitchen and testing their resistance to salmonella. Warren could have mentioned it to her on his own, but he probably just forgot — the way he constantly forgets where he left his keys, his phone and his wallet, thanks to his nonstop daydreaming.

He does focus on some things, though — mainly himself. When it comes to looking in the mirror or primping before a night on the town, Warren's attention to detail never wanes.